Kids and Santa – what to say?

Santa's supply and distribution chain

Santa has upgraded
his distribution network

My grandson just turned 6 and he’s at that age where he wants to know everything about Santa Claus.  This year he’s asking an endless stream of questions like “how does Santa get in without a chimney?”  I realized that he’s so observant, and so curious, that we’re going to need a new cover story.  Let’s face it, the 20th century Santa just isn’t credible with 21st century kids.

I came up with something that I think will work and I’m posting it here for (grand)parents in similar situations.  Feel free to use it with my blessing.  Here it is:

With all the new people on the Earth, Santa ran out of room at the North Pole.  So he built a big warehouse in the Amazon.

About T.Rob

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