My friend Bruce writes “the problem with holiday shopping is that it screws up ad engines and the things they offer you.”
Tell me about it. My daughter Megan has a ferret and the ferret has a big cage. Inside the big cage are a variety of places for the ferret to sleep, including a couple of hammocks. One of these – the one that looks like a giant fuzzy banana – recently had to be replaced because of all the holes she’d chewed into it. (“She” in this case being the ferret not the daughter.) Since I have Amazon Prime, I was conscripted into placing the order. So far, so good, right?
No! No, it’s not! NEVER, EVER buy your ferret a “banana hammock” online. I can’t describe in polite company the kind of ads I’m getting now other than to say they are traumatic. Go to the pet store to buy your banana hammock in person. Pay cash. Don’t use your loyalty card. In fact, use a fake name. Trust me on this.