Anything you find on this blog isn’t likely to be much better, if at all, than Vogon poetry. However the sign over the door says “About” so I guess you were expecting to read something about me here and who am I to disappoint you? Here then is the T.Rob FAQ.
Q: Your an AMAZING writer!
A: OK, that’s not something I hear frequently and not a question, but now I can tell my parents in-law that someone wrote that about me on my blog. The spelling error is so they don’t think I’m the one who wrote it. I hope you don’t feel used.
Q: Do you do the “social media” thing?
A: Well I’m blessed with Asperger’s Syndrome so I’m not exactly what you call social. I do Tweet though. I blog about Asperger’s topics at Ask-an-Aspie.net, about technology and security at IoPT Consulting, and about WebSphere MQ security. I’m also on LinkedIn and Facebook.
Q: Is T.Rob your real name?
A: Yes. T.Robert Wyatt.
Q: What does the T stand for?
A: Todd, but the “odd” is silent. Hence the name of the blog.
Q: Then you’re not Robert Wyatt the musician?
A: No, I get that all the time. If I ever signed an autograph for you I’m sorry. I’m not the Robert Wyatt you were looking for but in all fairness you should have known better.
Q: You miserable, sneaky bastard! You ruined a perfectly good CD. You owe me a new one.
A: Fair enough. I’m not a musician so my CD isn’t much better, if at all, than Vogon poetry. Still, it is a VERY limited edition signed copy so it seems like a fair trade for that one you have with the fake autograph.
Q: No, no, no. You owe me a new ROBERT WYATT CD.
A: Oh, I see. Do you want it autographed?
A: That’s a “yes”? Give me your address.
Q: Never mind, I don’t want you to know where I live.
A: Don’t you want this CD? Hello? Anyone there?