A reader contacted me recently to ask why they are seeing ads on the blog now. It wasn’t that many posts ago I proudly proclaimed the site to be ad-free, after all. I have, so I have been told, broken a promise to my followers. Well, yes and no. After I explain I hope that you will support my plan.
I’m pretty sure it was Schrödinger who posited that the attractiveness to your cat of any food dropped on the floor is directly proportional to that food’s level of toxicity to your cat. Our cats are all on special diets now because in cat-years they are all in their 100’s. That means most foods we drop are toxic to them.
All three of our cats were young when we got them. One from the shelter, one from our Vet’s rescue adoption program, and one literally off the street. We had always understood that “rescue cat” referred to our having saved them from certain death in the shelter. In due time we came to understand that “rescue” refers to our single-handedly keeping the specialty cat food company out of bankruptcy. Every time we drop a piece of human-food on the floor, the Hills Science Diet company stock splits.
As you know if you are more than a year old, there are some things you can do or say which your colleagues, friends and loved ones will never let you forget. You experience these things as a kind of singularity. You spend your entire life up to that moment in blissful ignorance of the event, but understand in a flash of instantaneous horror what you’ve done in the exact moment you do it. It’s an instant in which everything changes.
My friend Bruce writes “the problem with holiday shopping is that it screws up ad engines and the things they offer you.”
Tell me about it. My daughter Megan has a ferret and the ferret has a big cage. Inside the big cage are a variety of places for the ferret to sleep, including a couple of hammocks. One of these – the one that looks like a giant fuzzy banana – recently had to be replaced because of all the holes she’d chewed into it. (“She” in this case being the ferret not the daughter.) Since I have Amazon Prime, I was conscripted into placing the order. So far, so good, right?
No! No, it’s not! NEVER, EVER buy your ferret a “banana hammock” online. I can’t describe in polite company the kind of ads I’m getting now other than to say they are traumatic. Go to the pet store to buy your banana hammock in person. Pay cash. Don’t use your loyalty card. In fact, use a fake name. Trust me on this.
Lora over at Lora’s Weighted Blankets included my humble blog in her list of 60 of the best blogs on autism and disability a few days back and I’ve been remiss in not thanking her. Until now.
Thank you Lora!
It’s quite a good list. I recognize many of the blogs there and am humbled to be among such good company. I just hope I’m not diminishing the reputation of some of the other entries by appearing on the same list.
Did I mention I sometimes suffer from Imposter Syndrome? The conspiracy theorists are fond of pointing out that just because you are paranoid, it doesn’t mean they aren’t really out to get you. I have to wonder if the same thing applies to impostor syndrome – just because I think I have impostor syndrome, it doesn’t mean I’m actually good at anything. Thinking I having impostor syndrome may just be how I escape the reality that I suck at stuff. In which case I’m dragging down all the other list entrants. Sorry about that folks!
Anyway, Lora linked here so I felt obliged to point out that the actual autism stuff is now posted to Ask An Aspie. If that’s why you came here, you might want to go there. Some of my earlier autism-related content is here though and a couple of the more highly rated posts are worth a read before you go:
There are also two business-oriented blogs. I post about Privacy, Security and Internet of Things over at IoPT Consulting and I post about IBM MQ over at Store and Forward. Ask An Aspie is where all the new autism posts go and this blog, The Odd is Silent, is for everything else. Which covers a lot of territory.
I hope you enjoy one or more of the blogs enough to stick around and I send my heart-felt thanks to Lora for including this blog in her list.
Now I need to go look at Lora’s site because I’ve been improvising by buying blankets that are way too big and then folding them into a pseudo-weighted blanket of approximately the right size but rarely close tot he right weight. I’ve been thinking of buying those aprons the X-Ray techs use and stitching a few together. I bet Lora’s blankets are just as functional and a lot better looking.
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Stouffer‘s seems mighty proud that their Lean Cuisine Ricotta Cheese & Spinach Ravioli dinner is “culinary inspired.” That sounds quite upscale until you look up culinary which means “of or for cooking” according to Chef Google. So, assuming we can believe the marketing, the new Lean Cuisine “Marketplace” line of frozen meals is inspired by stuff vaguely related to cooking. Whew, what a relief!